White Male Tears

The ultimate refreshment for those tired of the patriarchy. With its delicious blend of privilege and entitlement, this drink will quench your thirst for justice. Served with a side of guilt and a dash of fragility, it's the perfect complement to any social justice warrior's toolkit. So go ahead, take a sip, and watch as the world becomes a little more equal. Order now and start celebrating with the tears of the oppressor!