Introducing the ultimate hairpiece for aspiring NFT influencoooor everywhere: the ThreadGuy™ Wig! Don this broccoli and instantly transform into the kind of reply guy who lives rent-free in your mom's basement, spouting off "deadass no cap on god fr fr" in Twitter spaces like it's going out of style (spoiler alert: it already has).
Constructed from the finest unciorn manes, this wig is designed to mimic the luxurious locks of your favorite Twitter thread aficionado. It's as if a thousand mid tweets were woven together to create the perfect head-topper for the underachieving, overconfident wannabe influencer in your life.