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the grift shop
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We’re bringing back the the one and only roadmap with actual utility! Forget about those other lofty, hyped up roadmaps that promise the moon but deliver a giant black hole of nothing. The Roadmap™ is the ultimate answer to all those skeptics who ask, "But what can you actually do with an NFT?"

This Roadmap includes a Hospital, a School, a Airport and so much more!

Large Size! Each mat measures 60 inches by 32 inches!

Extra Thick Fine Quality, Has a skid proof latex back.
Folds and rolls up very nicely so that you can hide it when anyone comes over, that’s not a toddler.

To sweeten the deal, each Roadmap™ comes with exclusive access to our Discord channel, where you can discuss the finer points of rug-based investing and engage in lively debates on the merits of shag versus berber. You might even make a few "rug buddies" along the way.
So why wait? Get yours today and you'll always have a soft place to land when the market takes a tumble.