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the grift shop
the grift shopthe grift shop


The ultimate statement piece for the crypto-rich that have escaped the rat race. With no hands to tell the time, you'll never be late for a meeting again - because you'll be too busy lounging by the pool in Zuck’s metaverse. And with its unmistakable "Relax" branding, everyone will know that you're the epitome of chill. Order now and embrace the ultimate luxury - doing fuck all!