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Introducing the "W"inning Visor: the cap that lets you throw shade at your face and your minimum wage past while basking in the glow of your new crypto fortune. Yes, you've escaped the golden arches, and now it's time to embrace the golden age of financial independence.

The visor's sleek design, crafted from 100% artificial polyester (as fake as your enthusiasm for your old job), boasts an adjustable strap to fit any head size, no matter how big your ego. The lightweight material ensures you won't break a sweat, even when the market does. Worried about looking too cool? Don't be. The visor's red and gold color scheme will have you blending in with the nouveau riche like a natural.

The only thing you'll be serving is a heaping plate of success.