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Invisible Merch

Escape the eyes of normies everywhere! With project merch you can be so cringey that you’re invisible to everyone except your Twitter friends.
Crafted from the purest hopium and broken dreams of utility, project merch is perfect for those moments when you're trying to back out of that that Tinder date you made when you were drunk or that trip to the bar with that friend who still thinks Dogecoin is a legitimate investment.

So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into IRL incognito mode.