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House of Cardano
$6.90Are you an egotistical, marketing genius that lives on the edge of impending disaster? Well, we have the perfect product for you! Introducing the House of Cardano. An architectural wonder that makes you think about mental institutions every time you log into Twitter and search for $ADA.
Constructed from premium-grade paper-thin promises that have no chance of ever being fulfilled, the House of Cardano is a true testament to the power of buzzwords, wishful thinking and undiagnosed mental illness.
Like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, this soulless edifice is on the edge of collapse, held together only by the dreams of moon landings and the blind faith of the Hoskin Family.
This is a limited opportunity to show the world of your cult-like belief in smart contracts, empty blocks, and a PHD diploma that came straight from a bowling alley claw machine. Hurry now, before it’s too late, and distract the world from the fact that the whole thing could come tumbling down at any moment!
Constructed from premium-grade paper-thin promises that have no chance of ever being fulfilled, the House of Cardano is a true testament to the power of buzzwords, wishful thinking and undiagnosed mental illness.
Like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, this soulless edifice is on the edge of collapse, held together only by the dreams of moon landings and the blind faith of the Hoskin Family.
This is a limited opportunity to show the world of your cult-like belief in smart contracts, empty blocks, and a PHD diploma that came straight from a bowling alley claw machine. Hurry now, before it’s too late, and distract the world from the fact that the whole thing could come tumbling down at any moment!