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Gold Socks

Are you tired of the mundane cotton socks that just don't quite capture your insatiable need for luxury? Do you find yourself looking at your sock drawer and thinking, "Gosh, if only these were more impractical and uncomfortable?" Well, dear friend, we have got the perfect solution for you!
Introducing the 24k Gold Socks: For the ostentatious individual who's got cold feet but a burning desire to flaunt their crypto wealth by dodging the Doodles rug.

Why bother with those silly virtual NFT socks when you can physically dip your toes into the world of impractical luxury?
Remember, in the game of one-upmanship, you've got to put your best foot forward, even if it's encased in a ridiculously heavy and non-breathable metallic sock.

Not such a Poopie idea after all, huh?

*Not intended for walking, running, or any other form of physical activity. Best used for sitting around in your opulent home, questioning your life choices.