Funeral ‘Fetti

Introducing our newest product: all-black funeral confetti, perfect for celebrating the darkest days in crypto! Whether you've been rug pulled, liquidated, or just ratioed on Twitter, don't let that ruin your funeral spirit. With our confetti, you can now mark the occasion in style! Just sprinkle a little black over your tears and you're good to go. Who said financial ruin had to be a bummer? Order now and let the good times roll (down your cheeks).