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Fancy soap

It’s a bottle of soap designed to make your hands smell like what you hoped success would smell like. It has notes of lavender and just a touch of honeysuckle that’s been sitting in an old mason jar in the passenger-side cupholder of a 2018 Lamborghini Gallardo. It is one of those bright yellow ones you’ve spotted parked in front of the club. It is not worth it.