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Distracted Trader Cone

Introducing our distraction-blocking blinders! Perfect for traders who can't resist the urge to trade shitcoins, mint JPEGs, or fall victim to Elon's cryptic tweets. With these blinders, you'll stay focused on the prize and keep your eyes straight ahead. Order now and hodl your way to financial freedom.