Sick of your girlfriend asking you for a $30,000 Birkin bag that would empty your Metamask wallet? Well, fear not, degen, because we've got the perfect antidote to your designer bag woes. Introducing the Burkin bag: The perfect gift for the girlfriend who's ready to embrace their inner royalty with just a hint of blatant copyright infringement!
Crafted from the finest recycled brown paper, this bag comes with built-in greaseproof lining for those impromptu burger binges. It features a highly customizable design that you can accessorize with ketchup, mustard, or even a side of fries.
Buy now and enjoy the satisfaction of knowing that your bag is secure and your girlfriend’s bag is eco-friendly and vegan.